It's Just You - Everything's Not Shit by Steve Stack, which was given to me by a E who has oodles of humour. I actually fell in love with this book, which is filled with things that make life great and that you sometimes forget about.
Also, it's written by a very funny man.
Unfortunately, I have no idea where I have left this book, so I can't give any examples. If I find it (I can't be arsed lifting and looking underneath anything atm) I'll update with a few of my favourite quotes.